XRT: Today we are honored to welcome Chainsaw from the band Taste The Waste, How are you doing today Saw
Saw: Great, thanks for having me on
XRT: So tell us about Halloween, are the rumors true?
Saw: Well I don't know what rumors you've heard, but I can tell you we are going to be playing a stellar show! We are going to cover a complete album, if you will a 'musical costume'
XRT: That sounds great! Didn't you guys recently play the entire first Little Feat album.
Saw: We did, but I'll have to admit it was really sloppy. We basically decided to do it right there on the stage. This time we all agreed on an album to cover and have been practicing our ass's off
XRT: Is it true that you are going to slaughter a lamb as some sort of demented Halloween performance art
Saw: That's ridiculous, we would never do anything like that. Where did you hear that rumor?
XRT: Well you know how people talk, and with the internet and all...
Saw: What other rumors are out there?
XRT: Well there's a rumor that you are going to get a vasectomy on stage, oh and there's one about Trilok being able to remove & replace his lower intestine during meditation
Saw: I don't know where people come up with this stuff
XRT: Oh and there's the most famous rumor about Taste the Waste
Saw: and what might that be
XRT: The one that about how Caffey died mysteriously in Japan and was replaced by a Billy Dee Williams impersonator
Saw: I can assure you that Caffey is alive and well
XRT: You have to admit Caffey was somehow different after your tour of Japan
Saw: We all changed on that trip, Having 14 Japanese girls scrub your genitalia with their scat filled panties would change anyone
XRT: You did that too in Japan, isn't it the best!!!!
Saw: The best i tell you, the Best!!!!
XRT: Well that about does it for our time today, can you tell us quickly where the Halloween gig will be?
Saw: I'd love to, but due to but due to ticket restrictions, we will not be announcing the location until the last minute.