5-29-05 Barnaby's Pizza, Northbrook IL

Private Party for "The Wasted Youth" (the unofficial Taste the Waste Fan Club
Caffey ate sausage on his pizza for the first time in 12 years before the gig. He felt ill and sat out the first 5 songs.
Ed. Note: This show was extremely bizarre. I'm not sure if the evenings events were premeditated for the benefit of the fan club or if the band was just in a weird space.

Set I
We Want Rico Chant->
Wilson Chant->
We Want Rico Chant->
Leader of the Pack-> (Rico on Vocals)
Frankenstein-> (Schiponiac dancing in the Frankenstein mask. w/ Light Up or Leave Me Alone Jam)
Let's Pretend It's Yesterday->
Theme from Wolfen->
Come on Eileen->
Let's Here It For the Boy (Caffey on Vocals, First time played in 137 shows, Although this was a real treat for the fan club Caffey was still a little green from the sausage and skipped on his staple male cheerleader dance)
*** Smoke Break ***
Yamar-> (Zo rapped about how for a few years he actually thought Page McConnels real name was Leo)
Jack Johnson->
Franklins Tower Jam-> (Caffey looked extremely annoyed)
Hey Pockey Way->
*** Smoke Break **** (Caffey apologized to the audience for the 2nd smoke break and ate some Pepcid AC )
Witchy Woman (Caffey dedicated this as his " Favorite Eagles song" to the fan club. Chainsaw appeared quite angry and took a third smoke break while the band played. After the song he explained that he never realized that Witchy Woman was an Eagles song. The Saw stated that the only thing worse than the Eagles was the smell of vomit and if the band ever played another Eagles song he would do his G. G. Allen impersonation)
Hit the High Road-> (Mod version)
Fake Memory->
Gun Shy & Trigger Happy-> (Southside debut *similar rift to Nightmare Fuel)
Down On Main Street-> (Caffey & Zo on acoustic)
Lost Sailor->
Christmas Lights->
Weekapaug Groove

Set II
Hotel California-> (30 seconds into the song The Saw screamed you asked for it, ripped his clothes off and made love to a spaghetti dinner while various female members of the fan club poured pitchers of Orange Fanta over him. Zo was laughing so hard he fell of the stage and cut his forehead open. It was reported that the sight of Zo still laughing with blood flowing over his face combined with The Saw's antics was the reason for Jen Svingos' bad trip. Fortunately Chris Forrest was there to talk her down)
TVC 15->
Radiant Summer-> (POC debut)
Layla Jam-> (22 minutes w/ Derek Trucks on guitar)
Radiant Summer->
Dumb All Over->
30 Days In the Hole-> (17 Minutes w/ Moby Dick Jam)
Foolish Heart-> (Caffey & Rico traded verses)
Glamour Profession-> (Steely Dan cover)
Foolish Heart->
Heart of the Sunrise->
Foolish Heart->
Heart of the Sunrise->
Arnold Lane->
Foolish Heart->
Cassidy Reprise->
Playin' Reprise->
Bang A Gong->
Weekapaug Groove Reprise

Encore:
Shine A Light (With the house lights on, Caffey on vocals, after the song he announced "that was probably the best Mick Jagger you will ever see" Zo called bullshit and challenged Caffey to a "Jagger off" in which the fan club would decide the winner)
Respectable (Zo on vocals, the crowd was quite impressed)
Dance (pt 1.) (Caffey on vocals, The Saw on French Horn & Schaefer on Trumpet)
If You Can't Rock Me / Get off My Cloud (Zo, no shirt)
Star Star (Caffey, definitely got the crowd going here)
Far Away Eyes (Zo, After the song, the crowd was going nutz. Zo was the clear winner. During his victory speech he stated "I actually hate when Jagger sings country songs but I had to shut Caffey up and apparently it worked")

Encore 2:
Life in the Fast Lane Intro->
However Much I booze-> (Zo on Acousticaster)
Brother Esau->
Master of Puppets->
Day-O->
Master of Puppets

Encore 3:
Up Yerz

5-15-05 Northbrook Court Parking Lot, Northbrook IL (Pre Star Wars Episode III Release Party)

Set I
Taste the Waste Theme->
Buried Alive->
Taste the Waste Theme->
Eep Hour->
Imperial March->
Love Theme From Kiss->
Buried Alive->
Landlady->
Sparks->
5:15 Jam->
Buried Alive->
Joe Jackson Jam->
Taste the Waste Theme->
Landlady->
Sparks->
** smoke break ** (As the band lit their smokes Caffey stepped up to the mike and said "woa that was spiritual!" Then the entire band participated in a group hug, Although unconfirmed it appeared that Caffey was crying)
European Vacation-> (Particles & Clusters debut!)
Don't Forget to Dance->
Joe Jackson Jam reprise->
Don't Forget to Dance-> (Zo in the audience leading a dance he made up on the spot!)
The Trooper->
I Want to Live In Wigwam-> (Honkey Tonk version, Caffey on vocals)
Smile It's Only Life-> (Particles & Clusters debut)
Dreaming From the Waist->
The Shape I'm In-> (Saw on harmonica)
Ripleys Believe it Or Not (Debut Zo on vocals)
Starman-> (The Saw dedicated the song to Jonah)
Fletcher Carnaby->
OM Jam->
18 Months, 14 Days and 17 Hours (Particles & Clusters debut)

Set II
My Woman From Tokyo-> (Trilok on vocals and no shirt)
600 Pounds of Sin-> (Debut)
Whiskey River-> (The entire band takes a shot of whiskey from Zo's Star Wars themed collectible shot glasses)
Send In the Clones->
Theme from Mork & Mindy->
Minya, Minya OH->
Any Way You Want It->
I Wanna Be Sedated->
My Liberal is San Francisco Conservative-> (Saw Debut)
Duck Hunt-> (Debut)
Saint of Me->
Layla Jam->
Saint of Me->
Pissing Match-> (Particles & Clusters debut)
Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun->
Who Spiked My Coffee->
Delta Lady->
Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun->
Gary Knows->
Whiskey River Reprise

Encore:
Victim of the Kind!!!! (33 Minutes, Saw on Storm Trooper hookah mask, Rico & Southside reenacted the Darth Vader, Obi Wan light saber fight from the first Star Wars)
Peg->
Riding the Storm Out

Encore 2:
Why Don't We Do It In the Road (with extra Star Wars themed verses (Why don't we do it in the Tie Fighter, Why don't we do it in Mos Eisley, Why don't we do it in the AT AT & why don't we do it in Naboo) The song ended with Zo laughing so hard he was crying)
Bottom of the Ninth->
Me & Alice->
No Rain Chant->
Me & Alice

Encore 3:
City of Tiny Lights-> (2nd verse only)
The Hawk, The Jewel, The Mountain, The Stream, The river (Speed Metal Version)
Tea For the Tillerman

5-12-05 Hot Dog Island, Evanston IL

****Orca's Feces ****** opened
Shit Attack
Labia Picnic (Southside Naked!!!)
Fuck Shamu
Soiled Again
Laser Beast
Your Mom Smokes Acid
Blumpy Pie
Truckin'
Purple Intruder
Fake Pills
Rusty Trombone
I'm Gonna Texas Titty Twister On Your Face! (This unfinished song was the end of the set. It's hard to say what exactly happened, although it seems that Caffey was ordering a tofu gyros (next to where the band was playing) when Whelan set off a cherry bomb in his kick drum next to Caffey's head. Caffey jumped on Whelan and the remaining members Orca's Feces and Taste the Waste jumped in the rumble. Both bands were arrested for unruly behavior, however Chainsaw was in possession of prescription strength robotusin from Canada. The show has yet to be rescheduled. details to follow)
Ed. Note: there is a rumor of an acousic super jam featuring all members of Taste the Waste and Orca's Feces that took place on the steps of the evanston police station after their release. Can someone please confirm this rumor.

5-5-05 Hollywood Beach, Hollywood Florida

* Caffey was wearing a t-shirt that said "Schorvitz was Right" on the front, "Free Biro" on the back

Set I
Taste the Waste Theme-> (Instrumental, similar to Durango 95' only slower)
Chip away the Stone->
Disguises->
Morning Has Broken-> (Rico on vocals)
Disguises->
You Got Another Thing Coming->
Backstabber->
Across the Rio Grandio jam->
The People Game->
Hot Wok n' Roll-> (Debut from the lost Space Pirates Basement Tapes!!!!! Ed Note: If anyone has a complete recording of those tapes I would really appreciate it)
Korean Dentist -> (instrumental, Zo solo, lots of feedback)
She's Bitchin' again->
8 Miles High-> (24 Minutes with various Billy the Mountain teases)
** Smoke Break **
Skeletons from the Closet->
Sheena is a Punk Rocker->
Latch Key Kids->
Moby Dick->
Latch Key Kids->
Moby Dick->
Latch Key Kids->
Possum

Set II
Mind Left Body Jam->
Me & My Uncle->
Help I'm a Rock->
Me & My Uncle->
Esther->
Mexican Radio-> (in honor of cinco de mayo)
Remedy-> (w/ mystery special guest on guitar. An unknown man came out with a brown bag on his head and "Macho Man" written on his chest)
Masons Children->
The Horror Dance-> (w/ instructions)
Baker Street-> (Saw on French horn)
Baby Einstein Space->
Esther Reprise->
Baby Einstein Space->
The Hero The Hunter->
Cheap Sunglasses-> (Dub Reggae version)
Quark Strangeness & Charm->
Litman, Liptan, Lipman, Litwan, Lipan!!!-> (Trilok Chant!!!)
I Shall Be Released (w/ Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes on backup vocals!!!!! Tom was wearing a "Taste the Waste Summer 2003 Tour" shirt (the one with Jack Black eating a cheese burger on the back) very old school!!!!!)
Jeremy Jam->
House of the Rising Sun->
Black Diamond

Encore:
Six Feet Under-> (Blue grass version)
Whiskey in the Jar->
Eep Hour->
Public Enemy # 1-> (Motley Crue cover)
Basement Crawl

Encore 2:
Ramblin Gamblin Man->
Bitches Brew->
Tiny Dancer (Rico)

Encore 3:
I Wanna Be Sedated->
Spoon Man->
99 Red Balloons (99 Red Balloons were released into the audience!!!)

Encore 4:
Immigrant Song->
We Bid You Good Night